....you ask your three year old son what's wrong and he grips his stomach and says, "I'm having contractions!"
....the teenage bagger at the grocery store actually lifts his eyes to look at you, the puberty induced fog momentarily clears, and he speaks..."
Whoa, can I, like, help you to your car or something?"
....your Star Wars crazed sons generally refer to you as "Chubba-the-Hutt."
....every well meaning, oblivious, never-had-a-baby checker at Wal-Mart wants to know when your twins are due.
....your favorite food seasoning is "Tums," because even a glass of water gives you heartburn.
....your kids look up at you and say, "Mom, you're getting a little grumpy, maybe you need a few minutes to lie down."
....no matter how much water you guzzle, your bladder only produces urine one teaspoon at a time.
....you are actually looking forward to the experience of childbirth.
Josh and I started making this list together last weekend, I thought I'd post our best and see what other items you could come up with.